HOORAY FOR FOOTBALLOUIS

It's absolutely no secret that here at Sugarscape we know as much about football as we do about Pythagoras' Theorem. Like...we're vaguely aware that everyone's yapping on about this Gareth Bale fella who's moved to Real Madrid for about a gazillion quid, but other than that our knowledge stretches as far as David Beckham in his pants. But hold the phone and shut that front door behind you, 'cause fine One Direction specimen Louis Tomlinson's about to play his first proper match for Doncaster Rovers.
Yup - Luigi signed up to the team last month, and on September 18th he'll be donning (pun potentially intended) his short shorts and making his Donny debut. Awoo.
Louis Tomlinson to play his first Doncaster Rovers football match - Louis Tomlinson images - sugarscape.com
Image: Twitter
Announcing the rather exciting news on Twitter, the club said: "Louis will play in the Rovers vs Scunthorpe reserve game 18th sept. Details Monday at 12 noon on http://www.doncasterroversfc.co.uk," and we can't frickin' wait to see the Sass Master get his hands on some balls again.
The match is all in aid of getting his legs out and allowing us to see him get a bit sweaty the Bluebell Wood Children's Hospice and tickets are only seven bloody quid. That's, like, even less than a This Is Us cinema ticket and it's ACTUAL LOUIS. Agh.
Louis Tomlinson to play his first Doncaster Rovers football match - Louis Tomlinson images - sugarscape.com
Image: Twitter